Actually, I have a folder, which is named "Haxxx", this folder has 16 demo's, 13 screenshot's and 3 text doccument's, these 32 files are all about me and are all apparent "proof", recently I've seen another screenshot of "my incredible hacks", this i will be adding to the folder.
Now, time for a story.
The year is 1999, my Father has brought quake and installed it, for the next two years he playing quake before getting bored of it and moving on, the last year of those two years i played quake against him over a Local Area Network, this was during the time of dial-up; which leads me on....
After he stopped playing, I continued to play but as previously mentioned I was using Dial-up, this caused a real problem when playing online, so for the next 2 years i decided to play now and again against bots.
The year is now 2002 and a recent purchase of a 512k broadband connection had made online play a little easier but with the connection being shared between 4 computers i decided to stop playing quake.
Now the year is 2004, after an upgrade from 512k to 1024k the ability to play online became more of a reality, i began to play online, but in late 2004 my PC suffered a major hard drive error.
Now the year is 2005, recently i had gained possesion of a newer computer and began experimenting with different games, after doing so i went back to quake.
In 2006 I had met with a woman called "New_Angel" and after being close friends with her for around 3 months we decided to form a clan, this was my first ever clan, the clan was called "Happy Fraggers".
The year is 2007, in late 2006 and early 2007 *>HF<* (Happy Fraggers) were fighting strong; with a member count upwards of 40, but in mid 2007 the clan disbanded.
In late 2007 i decided to stop playing quake.
The year is now 2008, I began to play quake again, in January I was sent a file named "syc_m0nk3y_2006.zip" and was told to extract it to my "baseq3" directory, i did so; under the impression that this file would make my enemymodels easier to see, after extracting this folder to my "baseq3" directory, i decided to see if it made any difference to my enemies, after entering a server (which will remain nameless); after connecting i was immediatley followed by the person who sent me the file, the server had one bot in; on the red team, so i was forced to join blue, the map was 'q3dm7', I spawned in the 'back hallway' facing the wall of the 'rocket room' (also facing the rocket room spawn point, which is next to back hallway), 2 seconds after i respawned; my opponent respawned the other side of the wall (this spawnpoint being at red armor, the closest spawn point to middle hallway), as soon as the opponent respawned i shot thinking that he had spawned in front of me at rocket, but infact he has spawned at red armor, at this point the person who sent the file disconnected and i was left wondering where my bloody walls had gone, I disconnected and deleted the files the person had sent.
In March I formatted my hard drive and reinstalled everything i needed including quake.
It's now may and yet another conversation in which i was sent a file named "m0nk3yh00k_undetected.rar", I politely declined this file and deleted the person who sent it to me.
The month is now June and i am leader of (Divine Spawns) and I think I am doing a good job as leader.
All i have missed out is all of the clans i have joined; bar HF and DS, and has missed out when i began playing 1.32, because these are not relevant to my story.
Thank you for reading my boring story, I dont care about bad grammer at the moment.